My parents never mean a word they say.
“We’ll always help you with revision.”
I ask them to help me go over Latin vocab, they get annoyed because they will miss CSI.
“We will support you and love you no matter what.”
They are the most homophobic people I know.
“It doesn’t matter what grades you get, as long as you try your best.”
Later on… “You got a B? What a failure.”